Nightmares on Netflix: The Children
Yeah, I know. I’ve been a total slacker as of late, and what I’m going to blame it on is my angry inner bear need to hibernate. It’s cold up in Canada and after Halloween is over and …
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Category Archives: Nightmares on Netflix
Nightmares on Netflix: Audition
“Kiri… kiri…. kiri… kiri… kiri…” ~ Asami Yamazaki Maybe I’m on a foreign horror movie fix? Sure, I reviewed the movie where three people are sewn together ass to mouth last week and it is …
Nightmares on Netflix: The Human Centipede (First Sequence)
“Feed Her!” ~Dr. Heiter Okay, let’s not kid around here folks – eventually I was going to have to review this film! Better now than later? I’m not really sure that makes this better. No, I’m sure it doesn’t. …
Nightmares on Netflix: Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
“The pythons aren’t at the top of the food chain – I am! And we’re going to take care them right now!” ~Tiffany This is a special installment of Nightmare on Netflix because I allowed the wonderful Bree to choose which …
Also posted in Culture, Movies Tagged Birthday, Gatoroid, Horror, Mega Python, Movie review 2 Comments
Nightmares on Netflix: Flight of the Living Dead
“You thought what? That it was me gnawing on the passengers? Nah, I’m a vegetarian.” ~Frank Listen to the last podcast? Well, then you know how much I love zombie movies. Well, I love -most- zombie movies. Since they’ve been trendy …
Nightmares on Netflix: Idle Hands
“Yeah, well, we weren’t in Hell! I mean, there was this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel, right? And there was these chicks’ voices, and that music… kinda uncool music, like, Enya. And these chicks’ voices, …
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Nightmares on Netflix: Paranormal Activity 2
It’s strange getting to do a review of a movie that’s come out in the last couple of years. What’s stranger still is that only the -second- film of this growing franchise is up on Canadian Netflix. It’s sort of …
Also posted in Movies Tagged Demon, Horror, Movie review, Oren Peli, Paranormal Activity, Paranormal Activity 2 4 Comments
Nightmares on Netflix: Devour
“Some people worship Satan for power.. money. Me? I did it for the women. There were more chicks willing to get down at a Black Mass than at a Judas Priest concert.” ~ Tattoo Artist What do you get when you …
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Nightmares on Netflix: I Know What You Did Last Summer
“You got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and you get a letter? Oh, that’s balanced!” ~Barry The 1990s focused heavily on their teenage ‘victims’. Lots of …
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Nightmares on Netflix: Tamara
“Sorry, Mrs. Natolly. Tamara wants you dead.” ~Patrick What do you get when you mix a unattractive high school student, witchcraft and a terrible prank gone wrong? Well, I’ll tell you: a really mediocre (if not awful) mix of both Carrie …
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Nightmares on Netflix: Fright Night
“Apparently your generation doesn’t want to see vampire killers anymore, nor vampires either. All they want to see slashers running around in ski masks, hacking up young virgins.” ~ Peter Vincent, Vampire Killer Keeping with the 1980s theme of our podcasts …
Also posted in Movies Tagged 1985, Chris Sarandon, Fright Night, Horror, Netflix, Rotten Tomatoes, Special Effects, Vampire 1 Comment
Nightmares on Netflix: Prince of Darkness
To keep in theme with our 80s Themed Podcasts, I’ve decided to go back in time and review some of the 1980s horror films that I missed out on – though it’s very likely that I just avoided these films …
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